Me: Hey mum, Finding Dory's coming out in 2015.

Mom: What's that?

Me: The sequel to Finding Nemo.

Mom: What the fuck happened to Dory?

Mom: Where's Dori?

Mom: Why the fuck can't that guy keep track of anyone?

Me: What guy?

Mom: That little orange bitch, Marlin.

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

sfux:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

bakerstreetdetective:

Will is friend not food.

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